Is your face fuzz getting a little wild? Does it affect the way you can eat spaghetti? Do you look like Forrest Gump after he ran across America?

In the past (four weeks ago) when your beard was feeling a little more on the Chewbacca side you could march into a salon or barber shop to get it trimmed. But in these current circumstances the shops are closed and it seems you’ll either have to go baby faced or look like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Or you could learn to trim it yourself. Here’s how to do it right.

OK, I see you. You are in your pajamas, three glasses of wine in and watching season whatever of The Office. You’re bored and you’re tired of looking at the same people and doing the same things every day. You feel like you could use a change, so you look into your kitchen and spot the scissors. You think to yourself “this is it, this is the change I need.” Stop, put down the scissors and read this.